oliver_j_taco (oliver_j_taco) wrote,

I heard it through the grape vine

Hello, fellow felines, humans, and puppies!

I heard the strangest thing this morning, and I can't fathom it. So maybe someone could clear things up for me. I heard that a plant was elected to run the human country. Excuse me, but I thought plants were something I munched on to piss Queenie off. They don't cry when I do it, and it makes for great pukage later. So how can a plant run a human country?

I'm confused about this, and no one seems to be talking about it in my domain. They're all watching Fluffy, whom I think is trying to lay eggs. MMMMMMM, turtle eggs. And plants ruling the humans. I mean seriously, I'm sure I'd do a better job.
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic